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Straight Talkin':
So, buddy, what's the dealio with these dudes in Thuringia? You wanna know, huh? Well, buckle up, 'cause things are about to get... well, let's just say unusual.
Denise Herting, a beekeeper from Thuringia, has cooked up quite the buzz. And no, I'm not talking 'bout honey or beeswax candles. He's been in the biz for close to a quarter-century, eleven of which he's been doing it professionally. But it's not just his honey that's hitting the spot. Denise has come up with a real game-changer: penises and vaginas-shaped candles!
That's right, buddy. You heard it. He's teamed up with his missus, and they've thrown caution (and decency) to the wind with this one. They wanted something different, something unforgettable to make folks chuckle in these tense times. And by golly, mission accomplished. Since mid-April, these erotic wax figures have been shaking things up.
Now, don't get your drawers in a twist, these aren't your run-of-the-mill candles. They're made from pure, natural beeswax. Nothing artificial or funky in these babies. And the burning time, you ask? A good couple of hours. So, prepare to enjoy the... uh, ambiance for quite a spell.
Of course, there's always gonna be naysayers. But Denise ain't one to be swayed. He's got his fans, friends, and customers on his side. Even his family thinks it's a kick, though admittedly, the middle-agers seem a bit more questionable about it all.
The buzz is real, my friend. These candles are creating quite the stir at markets. Folks look, whisper, and then come over to ask questions - always a good sign, I reckon. There's been some skepticism, sure, but Denise isn't letting it get to him. He's like a bee when it comes to stinging back.
What's next on the menu, you ask? They're working on their latest creation - a skull candle, no less! Until then, fella, you can get your hands (or lights) on the penis or vagina candles in their online shop. Prices range from five euros for the lady parts to seven euros for the gents, depending on weight. And don't worry, folks, they're only available in one size for now. But watch out, snag a larger penis soon! Y'hear that, gals? It's unisex!
Want more skinny? Head on over >>>HERE<<< to get the lowdown on Denise's controversial candles. Don't say I didn't warn ya. It's gonna be... interesting.
P.S. I couldn't find a whole lot of info on these candles online, so this is all speculation based on the provided article.
These unusual candles, a bid for creating laughter in trying times, are shaped like penises and vaginas, crafted diligently by Denise Herting and his wife. This popular beekeeper from Thuringia also offers a 'lifestyle' twist with his home-and-garden product line which includes fashion-and-beauty-inspired items,such as his candles, made from pure beeswax.
